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Living the Dream

Retail Therapy

Golf balls. My wife once asked why I don’t play with old golf balls. “Because I don’t have any, dear.”

Droning on

As is the longstanding rule sacred to the landline, it rang off just as I tried to answer it. Muttering, I returned to bed, pulling up the duvet just as the phone started again.

All Change

Meanwhile, the final treaty between Russia and the USA on limiting nuclear weapons expired. Ah well. Nothing important, then.

CAGE

Yes, while the rest of the world used lockdown to cement rosé as a breakfast beverage, I was on the temperance wagon.

A quiet start to the year, what?

Having made himself look even more like a petulant toddler, the orange one then accepted the Nobel peace medal from the person who had been awarded it. With a straight face.

At Christmas Time...

You know, the dog days between Boxing Day and New Year's Eve, where the only real requirement is to eat and drink all the leftovers.

Told you I needed a new phone

Then, the cost of going from 256GB to 512Gb was 32 Euro. It would be churlish not to, really.

No Personality

I was, and am, furious. I suspect that had I been pitching, Mayor Phedonos would have chosen different words. He chose to bully and insult my wife.
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