That has done it.
I used the word Sex.
I will spend most of tomorrow moderating comments from robots offering me ways to buy more sex or to get tablets to make me better at sex.
I’m writing a book.
Have I mentioned that already?
Sean, the hero, is most definitely about to get some action.
This brings me to my challenge.
How on earth does one write about sex?
I suddenly find myself being incredibly English. “A stiff upper lip” has the right adjective – but the nouns are all wrong.
What to do?
Take a course? Phone a friend? Ask the audience?
Don’t get me wrong, I have had sex. More than once actually. Sometimes with someone else.
Never though, have I written about it.
After much thought, and even a little fretting, I believe that I will simply close the bedroom door and let the reader work out the rest.
What do you think?
Was Fifty Shades incredibly erotic or toe-curlingly awkward?
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